Today’s tick: Haikus

I wrote a few haikus the other day, so here they are:

Boom firework boom
Explosion of light and sound
My ears are bleeding

Uh oh, my finger
Did you see where it went friend?
Trip to the ER

Zooming bicycle
Faster than people, not cars
Dick of the sidewalk

Haikus are too short
To get a message across
I need more sylla–

My girlfriend haiku:
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
I have a girlfriend

East coast or West coast
We all take butter with toast
So let’s make the most